How tickling works

baileyjordan asks “How does tickling work? Why are people ticklish?”

People are ticklish because when Adam and Eve were cast out of the garden, God poked Adam in that spot where his rib used to be, and said “You. You are so gonna think of all the eternal bliss you could be having right now, but instead it’s gonna be slightly uncomfortable, and make you slightly crazy and squirm. Just think, it could be orgasmic, but you’re gonna spend most of your life seeking that feeling, and you just had it.”