The café this morning was overload. Both of the Haga sisters are training to work there at the moment — This being Marisa “Looks like Mariah Carey” Haga (age 18 and going on 27) and her sister Alicia (age 16, and could pass for 25 with no problem whatsoever), both wearing manipulatively attractive clothing, the sort I find both intriguing and abhorrent.

And on the left, some cute construction worker that I couldn’t help but think “Geez, he’s cute” over. Obviously apprentice-level, but smart. Very soft-spoken. Twinkly eyes. Tousled hair, and nicely trimmed. I think I must have it in for Irish genotypes.