Bailey

Reasons why baileyjordan is a pushover:

aredridel
That’s mistress to you.
baileyjordan
Yes, mistress

And I didn’t even have to whip him. Geez.

Reasons why baileyjordan is amusing when tipsy:

aredridel
What was that?
baileyjordan
A lemon pit.
aredridel
Lemons don’t have pits!
baileyjordan
They do now.

And he’s cute too.