Reasons why baileyjordan is a pushover:
- aredridel
- That's _mistress_ to you.
- baileyjordan
- Yes, mistress
And I didn’t even have to whip him. Geez.
Reasons why baileyjordan is amusing when tipsy:
- aredridel
- What was that?
- baileyjordan
- A lemon pit.
- aredridel
- Lemons don't have pits!
- baileyjordan
- They do now.
And he’s cute too.