Unicorns!

Bailey
I’d have to hide under a rock, I’d blush so much.
Aria
I’ll have to bring a rock, so there’s one handy.
Bailey
Because Vermont doesn’t have rocks.
Aria
Exactly! Only green fields and fluffy clouds!
Bailey
And Rainbows! Don’t forget the rainbows!
Aria
Rainbows and Unicorns! I hear just about everyone in Vermont has a unicorn now. I mean, Vermont has McDonald’s, right?
Bailey
Yeah.
Aria
I hear that they’re considering renaming the Golden Arches to the Golden Bridle. They’re that popular.
Bailey, entirely credulously
Really?
Aria, grinning
No, not really.