Having taken the load off my server, it seems to be doing okay. I’m seriously suspecting either SMP deadlock issues, or heat stress. It’s damn near impossible to tell since there’s no log nor trace on the console.
I’ve got my backup server acting happy, and I should go get some new disks for it, so it has enough room for a full mirror.
I’m exhausted, coherent, happier, and just want to go work on better things for a while.